moncorpsestunecage:

defusing:

do you ever just sigh because someone who you love lives so far away from you 

how-i-met-your-faggot-mother

moncorpsestunecage

(Source: defusing)

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firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

firingpaperbullets:

boazpriestly:

How did you fuck up rice?

And how did you fuck up so bad that it emerges from the depths of hell in one huge block?

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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foreveralone-lyguy:

the-fault-in-our-deathstar:

The very first fucking card

nostalgia pack

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snailsocks:

I sent this to at least 12 people with 0 context

(Source: fuks)

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